Differences Between Men And Women
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
POSTULATES
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her
at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing
to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no sense in two people
remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and
after marriage.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
POSTULATES
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her
at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing
to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no sense in two people
remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and
after marriage.
posted by Katie | 4:41 PM
7 Comments:
Love it!!!
Totally love it!
funny stuff
i'm still laughing and i read it ages ago...like hours ago, but i thought i'd come back and comment on the fact that i'm STILL laughing
berly,
glad you liked it
px,
well thank for letting me know..lol..glad you liked it
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no sense in two people
remembering the same thing.
My god this is sooooo true!
Oh god....how entirely true, and rediculously funny. LOL!!!
Totally love it, is it ok to post in on my site?
honkeie,
lol..yes it is..
drywall mom,
go for it
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