Dictionary

A Woman's Dictionary

1.Airhead
What a woman intentionallybecomes when pulled over by a policeman.

2.Argument
A discussion that occurs when you're right but she just hasn't realized it yet.

3.Balance the checkbook
To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire".


4.Bar-be-que
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".

5.Blonde jokes
jokes that are short so men can understand them!

6.Cantaloupe
Gotta get married in a church.

7.Childbirth
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions he gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus...breath...push...Good Girl".

8.Eternity
The last teo minutes of a football game.

9.Exercise
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

10.Hair Dresser
Someone, who is able to create a style, you will never be able to duplicate again.
See also "Magician"

11.Lipstick
On our lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of our mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.

12.Valentine's Day
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

13.Waterproof Mascara
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

14.Zillion
The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.

I like 7, 12, and 14 myself...

I can't think of anything to write about so hear are some pic's I found...Enjoy!!!! LOL

If you want to see the pic's I took off just click on this sentence.
I did not want people to be upset with me over them. I just could not think of anything to write about so I put them up.

Well Fuck an A !!!!!!

I wrote this big long post about a friend of mine and it took like 10 min. Then I tryed to post it and it just went off my damn screen and I dont feel like writting it all over cause it was real long. So fuck it!!! Damn it that burns my ass!!! Grrrrr

I'm going to bed now.......

Another long weekend

Friday I did go to Dave and busters with all of our friends. Lauren asked her mom would she watch Colby till we got back so Chris could go. And she did thank god....

It sucked when we first got there because Every one there was 21 or older and I was the only one under 21. And they will not let you in if your under 21 unless you have some one 25 or older. The oldest person we had was 24 and they would not go for that at all. So a couple of us sat outside till Lauren and Scott found this guy that came and let me in. I looked at me and says no drinking now! I was like "I don't drink I'm the baby sitter". He started LOL and said ok have fun ya'll....

By the end of the night everyone was drunk and we had spent way to much money that we did not need to spend. It was a lot of fun other then the Mang. cut everyone off. He said they drank way to much and they were being to loud. Which they were and I found it pretty myself. So they all went to the other bar for a while then got cut off there also so we left right after that.

When we got outside everyone started to be loud. Then they started smacken each other trying to see who could hit harder. Then D&B people were not happy about that. Sense I was the DD I told every one if they did not want to walk home they better get in the car because I'm leaven.
So who ever wanted to ride with me ran to the Jeep and got in. They knew I would have left them. I wont get in trouble for them and they know it.

So Chris, Lauren, Nathan and Kaylin all got in the car with me and we left. Mitchell was the least drunk one out of the other group so he drove Morgan, Crystal and Scott home.

I was on I-285 east and it was about 15 more min. till we got to Hwy20 and then everyone in the car had to pie. They said they could hold it so I did not stop so when we hit Hwy20 every1 had to go like right then. We were in the ghetto so I was not going to stop. The only place I would get off at was Turner Hill Road. So I was going 85mpg to 90mph cause everyone had to pee so bad. I mean Chris said he was about to go in the floor if I would not stop. So I stopped the car in the drug store paring lot and Nathan, Chris and Kaylin jumped out of the car and ran in the wood and they did there thing. Me and Lauren had to go but my apartment was 5 min. down the road and we held it till we got there.

To make this shorter I took every one to Laurens house cause all are cars and my son was there. Kaylins drunk ass wanted to drive home and Nathan would not let her so that turned in to a fight. Then I told her she should let him drive home and she went off on me. I told her little ass to fuck off and she to stop talking to me like that if she knew what was good for her. God that girl I would love to just smack the shit out of her! Grrrr

So here is the long story of our Friday night. Fun Fun Fun....not really!!!

Ummm......

Well today has been a good day. Nothing different from every other day I guess.

A bunch of our friends are going to Dave&Busters to night and I would love to go. I don't have a baby siter tonight and I could just go but then Chris would have a cow! I don't want to ask my sister casuse I don't think she wants too. We can't get Chris mom or his aunt to call us back or pick up there phone's. So I don't know what I'm going to do now! All of my friends are telling me to just leave and make Chris watch the baby but it is not that easy. He thinks sence I went to the beach a couple of weeks back that I should not be able to go out for a while. But that is bull shit, I would not even know wear to start.

This is pretty funny!!

I can't get the damn link to work right so just copy and past it.
I found this pretty damn funny.

http://www.quickwit.net/flashfun/Fuck%20Her%20Gently.swf

My old man bitches more than a women!!

Well yesterday was my bestfriends 21 birthday and we got her drunk of course! Then she could not drive herself home so Morgan did.(Which is one of my brothers who is her old man) But he had to be at work at 7am so I told her I would come get her in the morning. Which I did.

This is wear Christopher bitching comes in.

I took the Ford cause I did not have gas in my car and there was more room in his truck. I left at about 11am today and I just walked in the door about 10min ago. But she lives out past Newburn and it takes about 35 to 40min to even get there. We did not get back into town till around 2pm cause we sat at her house for a while. Chris calls me haven a cow cause I still have his truck. He does not want me out in his truck wasting all his gas. However Crystal gave me gas money to go get her but he still was going nuts. He must have called me at lest 6 times within an hour. He said I was out driving around all day but we weren't. I left the house and went and got our friend Cheri and her little girl, which is on the way, then I went to Crystal's and came back in to town at sate in the kmart parking lot for about an hour cause Cheri had some pic's she was going to pick up and we just stayed there till they were done. SO WE WOULD NOT WASTE GAS!!!!! Then we went to my mothers house and got Crystals truck and they went off and I just came home cause I don't feel like hearing him bitch any more.

Sorry I just had to get it out of me.(The Bitching)
I'm done for now!!!
I feel better

My son got in a fight with the cat! The Cat won!!

I put my son down for a his nap at 10am today and he was in there playing and just making nose like he always does. But then out of no place he started this panic cry. So I ran in there and when I looked at him there was blood running down his face. Then I looked to the side of him and I seen the cat. I grabbed the cat and I threw him over my shoulder. Then I heard him hit the wall. I did not mean to hurt him but I freaked when I seen blood all over his face. So I picked him up and loved on him and put him in the bath room till I could calm Colby down.

The blood on his face was from his lip. It was not a bad cut but it was mixed with his drool and it just made it run down his chen. It was worse then it looked but it still freaked me out. He also has cuts all over his arms and the back of his head. So I cleaned him up and put some stuff on his cuts then he was ready to play again.
But I still think I'm going to call his Doc. when they get back from lunch. Just because I had "Cat scratch fever" when I was a child and it sucked so I don't want him to have it.

But the question is now what do I do with the cat?! I mean Colby and the cat play all the time. Colby grabs his ears, hair, and his tail and the cat just lays there or smacks him with his paw a few times. I don't want to give the cat away or anything but I don't wont Colby to get hurt any more. So what I think I'm going to do is make sure the cat is out of his room from now on and just watch and see if anything happens in the next couple of days. I love the cat and I don't wont him to go. So I will just give him another chance just cause he is still a kitten.

This is about all I have to say!

Thanks to Honkeie. I got this from his Blog today.

P.S.
This goes to my Mom and Pops most of all!!!!

I don't know what to put for a title cause this is about...Well...Stuff

It has been a long weekend for me. I have not stopped going since Friday morning. I am worn the fuck out. I just want to go to bed for the rest of the day and night. But we all know that is not going to happen!!

I was driving down the road Saturday morning and this old guy pulled out in front of me and preceded to go 20 miles an hour in a 45.(and that pissed me off) Then I had so lady at our yard sale going off at me cause it was hard to find us and that asking 50 cents for my baby cloths was way to much. So I told her what she could do with her self and I felt a little better.

My friend Cheri and her mom were at the sale with me and I have known them all since I was 7 years old.
So we were playing with Colby and talking about things haven a good old time. Then Cheri's mom looks at me and says my looks like my X-boyfriend. They have been friends with him all most as long as me and we went out for about 2 years. And they knew we had a bad break up and that would not make me very happy. But she went on and on about how much Colby looked like him and would not stop. I did not want to be mean and say will you fucking stop saying like I wanted too. I was trying to be nice about it and she still would not stop. Then she started calling him "little dick". My X's name is Richard so there for she came up with "little dick". I was not happy about that al all. I did not even say a word to her about it. She did not give me a chance too. When she said it I just looked at her like what the fuck. So I guess I must have had this eat shit and die look on my face cause she started saying she was playing around and she did not mean it. I was like well it was ok the first time but it is getting a little old. Then she said she was sorry but he still looks like him. I was like OMG can I not get a break today. So I got up and I packed Colby stuff and I left that damn place and I went home and took a nice long hot bath.

Well today has been one of those days. Colby woke up at 6 this morning and wanted to play. So I have been up since 5am this morning and I;m tired. The only good thing that happened today is that I went a got 2 pairs of jeans from sears. Know I'm at home and wishing for 8pm to get here so I can put Colby to bed for the night.

I have come to the point in my life that I'm starting to hate people. Not all just most. manley the ones that can't drive!


LINNY,
Good job Linny on your walk. Sorry I could not be there for you and that mom and dad was not there cause they are lazy. I got on to them for you, I made them feel real bad.LOL Dad said he did not know it was that big of a deal and I let in to him a little for that. Mom said she would have got lost and that she would not be able to stay in the sun long cause it would have made her sick or some shit like that. Then She got mad at me cause I made her feel bad. But what are sisters for. They will get over it in time!!!

Yard sales!!

I spent all day at a yard sale we had and only made 21.50 dollars. What the hell man! LOL And a girl that had her stuff there made 178.00 dollars. I mean damn!!!

But any who I'm going to bed and I'm going to wake up and go back to my little yard sale and maybe make a little money. But on the way I'm going to stop at a few cause I love them.

Sorry to write about nothing it is late and I'm worn out. Night all

100 Things about me... I got this from Linny and Princess Pessimism

1. I have a big mouth
2. If someone makes me they will see a side of me that they will not want to see.
3. I have a son who is 10 months old and I'm only 19
4. Most of my child hood sucked
5. I grew up way to fast
6. I have moved in and out of my parents house three times
7. I don't like my oldest brother
8. I want to get married one of these day's
9. I don't like people who lie to me
10. I'm very hard headed
11. I don't like many girl's....
12. Girl's are Bitches....Not saying any of you are
13. Most of my friends are guy's
14. My mother drives me up the wall...Sometimes...Well most of the time
15. I don't dress up...I'm always in a T-shirt and jeans
16. I can't dance to save my life
17. I love strawberry's
18. I don't like snakes
19. I love tigers
20. I have a cat named coon
21. I have a dog named stinker
22. I have Three older brothers
23. I have one older sister
24. I'm poor at this point in my life
25. My boyfriends mom drives me crazy
26. Sometimes I wish things would change
27. I can't remember anything
28. I can get lost in a paper bag
29. I once got in a fight with a black chick cause she was a bitch
30. I always stud up for those who were picked on in high school
31. I got ISS in high school once for saying crap!!!
32. I hate school
33. I started going out with my friends when I was 15 staying out all night
34. Got in trouble with the police at lest twice
35. In the middle of winter when it snowed one year we got a big piece of plastic and tied it to a truck in the middle of a big field and hung on for dear life.
36. I have ran from the police a few times
37. I never went to first period in high school
38. I have never owned a nice car
39. I was ran over by my father as a child
40. I miss being a little kid
41. I wish I was rich
42. I want a Chevy Z71 98 model with a 3 inch left on it and dark blue
43. I want my son to sleep at night
44. I don't like to read
45. I want to go to law school
46. I wish I would have stayed in school
47. I love scary movies
48. I don't like to clean
49. Hope Floats is my favorite movie ...Sorry Linny
50. I'm a dirty smoker
51. I don't drink much but when I do. I get very drunk very easy
52. My X-boyfriend I was with for 2 years will not leave me alone
53. From 8am to about 3pm I'm glued to the TV cause my shows are on
54. I want a job
55. I need to get out more
56. Me and Chris never go out and do anything with one another
57. I have a things with cows. I have anything and everything you could ever dream of in cow...Maybe not all that but I have a lot of cow stuff!!!
58. My friends mean the world to me
59. My cat likes to sit right in front of the screen when I'm on the computer. Like right now!!Grrr
60. I want to get out of Conyers
61. I wish my Granny was alive to see my son and her great, great, great grand baby!
62. I miss my Granny more then anything in this world
63. I like earth tone colors
64. I can't read or spell very well at all
65. I suck at math
66. I feel bad for my brother Mitchell my dad treats him like shit
67. I want to lose this wait form haven a baby
68. I love to sing in the car
69. I like to make people happy
70. sometime I want to run away and hide from the world
71. I don't like mean people
72. I'm a flirt
73. I love my eyes....They change colors
74. When I'm mad my eyes turn a real dark green
75. I'm opinionated
76. I like base ball
77. I love to go ride bikes all day...I love the speed
78. I like to go to the beach
79. I don't like people who cant drive
80. I don't like people to make everything about the color of your skin
81. I love Japanese food
82. Country music is the shit
83. I like a little bit of everything music wise but I like country the most
84. I like to fish
85. I go camping a lot
86. I love to swim
87. I love to shop
88. I like to ride forwheelers in the mud
89. I like deer meat
90. I love jelly beans
91. I would like to have a little girl one day..But I don't know what I would name her cause Linny wont let me use Emma!!!!
92. My friends call me Katie Mae
93. My sister calls me Kay Kay or just Kay
94. I don't like it when people call me Katharine
95. Sometime I wish all my guy friends would think more of me then just another one of the guys with boobies...
96. I like the rain
97. I will go off on any person if they piss me off
98. I'm not a morning person..When I had to be a work at 6am everyone knew not to say a word to me till around 8am other then my boss or they would not like what I would have to say back...
99. My boyfriend and I have a very odd relation ship...But it works
100. When I'm 21 my son will be 2 years old....O my

Well Shit!!!

One of the guy's we meat at the beach owns a Gallery and he is haven a show Thursday night and he invited me and Lauren to come to it. (Well Matt invited Lauren and Lauren invited me and Shawn owns it. LOL) Which it is only in a friend way he wants us to meet his wife and would like to hang out with us. Matt will also be there which is why Lauren is wanting to go so bad. I would like to g o to it, cause I think it would be something different to do.
However I talked to Chris about it last night and he said he would rather me not go. He did not tell me not to go but I know he would rather me not cause he does not know them and he does not wont anything to happen I guess. Hell I duno..... And if he were to meet some girls some place and wanted to go hang out with them after he got back I would not like it very much. So I see wear he is coming from. But I really do want to go. I told him if we could find someone to watch Colby for a little while he could come also cause they want to meet him but he did not say a word. They really said they wanted to meet him. I duno I see a little green eyed monster coming out in him. LOL I think it great he is starting to show it. Makes me feel better for some reason or another.
I think it would be best if I don't go I guess. But that really sucks. Damn....Life's a Bitch

What a weekend I had!

I went to the beach this weekend as you all know and it was a blast. We all went out Friday night to a bar on the beach to get something to eat and so they can drink. We went in and there were people every wear. So we left cause there was no place to sit. We did not make it out the door before 5 or 6 guys swarmed us. LOL It was like a bunch of bees that were trying to eat us alive. There was this one guy that would not leave me and Kimi alone. He kept smelling my hair and brushing my hair telling me how soft and how good my hear smelt. Then his friend was kissing our hands and hugging us. He kissed my hand again and started to work his way up my arm. I pulled my hand away and said "Don't touch me". Then another guy named Matt and his friend Shawn came to save us. LOL They ran them off and we sat there for a while talk to them two and their friends. Which they are all married. Well Matt's not but him and Lauren went and did whatever the hell they did. I don't really wont to know to tell the truth. However we hung out with them the whole weekend and all there friends. They are all really nice to us. So we went to another bar and we sat there and drank all night till about 4 in the morning.

Then this other guy that was at the bar would not leave me be. He kept looking at me trying to get me to dance with him and I just sat there acting like I never seen him. Then he would not stop watching me from across the room. So when we left he talked to a couple of the guys that we were with and they said he could come back to the hotel with us. We were all sitting out side on the truck talking. He still the whole time was staring at me and then we went to the beach and I had my back to him the whole time. Then Lauren looks at me and says " the guy behind you thinks your hot. I was like "I know".

But anywho........
All the guys we talked too we are going to stay in touch with them.(Well Matt and Shawn any way. Just cause of Lauren I think) We all became friends while we were there.

O yea, I am so sun burnt I can't stand it. I can't even put on clothes cause it hurts so damn bad. I look like a cherry, really I do ask Linny she seen me.

P.S.
This is the whole weekend.
Tried to make it short.
Left out some stuff also.

I'm going away for the weekend!!

Well a couple of my friends asked my to go to FL with them this weekend. But it is a girls weekend so the baby can't come. So I had to fide someone to watch him all weekend cause Chris is working. But I got it all worked out thank god! Christopher mom is going to have him from about 2pm on Friday till whatever time on Sat. Then my wonderful big sister (wink wink) is going to have him Sat. night till around 2 or 3 then a friend of mine that lives with one of the girls I'm going with will have him till I get back home. Which we are all meeting at her house so it all works out...

Thank God I will have a weekend alone without Chris or Colby to worry about. But I will miss Colby, o yea I will miss Chris too. LOL JK I just need some time away from everything and I'm going to take it while I have the chance.

Thank you LINNY!!!!!!!

MEN!!

Why do a lot of men think that getting married is the end of the world. That crap drives me up the wall. I guy that I have known my whole life in Sep. 30,2006. And he is like "I don't think getting married means anything but I'm doing it because she wants a wedding". I men what the hell man!!

A couple of our friends are getting married next year and someone asked Chris and I when we are getting married. I did not say a word I just looked at him cause I wanted to see what he would say. He said "I'm never getting married, that is a waste of time to me." I was like "what the hell is that all about?" Then he says "why should we get married when we are happy the way we are. I don't see the damn point in it, then if we ever break up then it will cost way to much money and I don't want to go threw that." Well excuse the fuck out of me for wanting to get married to him. I told him when he finds a girl he loves a lot and wants to be with them forever he will get married, but it's just not me I guess. That pissed him off pretty good!!

I don't mean I want to go out and get married right away but one day I would like to be married and I don't want to be with someone who does not want to be married. It is a wast of my time and his. I love him, but it just hurts me to much!!!

I just don't know what to do!!!

Sunday was a long day!

Well we had a baby sitter for the day. So we went to Road Atlanta to watch the Bike races. We were there all day long, and it was hot and fun. I have always liked to ride bikes. But I have never been to a race. I have seen them on TV but that is it. I loved it and I learned a lot about them and I got a job while I was there. " I THINK" A guy friend of ours races them and he was talk to Chris about how he wanted to start a on line business. Selling things and all kinds of different things on there. So Chris told him I am good on computers and that I could help him out. So I have no clue about any of this at this time. Then he comes up to me and starts to talk to me about it and gave me the site were he would like to have it and said take a look at it and let me know what you think about it and we can work something out. He is like I will pay you if your willing to do it cause I don't have the time right now. So I just might have a job were I am able to work at home. And that is just what I need.

I Got Blogger Spammed!!!!

That shit sucks!!!
I wish I would have known how to make that stop be4 hand. LOL

Blogger Tag!!!

Well here it is People!!!

7 Things to do be for I die:

1. Go to Alaska
2. Get married
3. Go to law school
4. See my son grow up and married
5. Travel the world
6. Go sky diving
7. Help my friend Krystal S. find her way.....She is lost in this world at this time in her life

7 Things I can do:
1. Give my son things I was not able to have as a child
2. Have a house of my own
3. Have a pet cow....I have a thing with cows
3. Raise a smart and well mannered son
4. Find a man that does not ack like my father

OR

5. Chang Christopher ways

6. Pick things up with my toes....Its a family thing...LOL
7. Sit on the porch and enjoy watching a storm

7 Things I can't do:
1. Keep a plant alive for more then a week or two
2. Remember things that I said or did the day before
3. Tell my Granny I loved her one last time be4 she past on
4. Get out of Conyers and stay out. No matter how hard you try to leave you always come back.
5. Get a good night's sleep. My son likes to wake up in the middle of the night still.
6. Smack the shit out of that one person that drives me crazy.
7. Please my father with whatever it is he wants out of me...LOL

7 Things that attract me to a man:
1. There eyes
2. Strong build
3. Affection
4. There smile
5. A man has to have a good sense of humer
6. A man that's not shy and will come to me
7. O and it would be nice if he had a nice big, strong body....Did I say that one already...LOL

7 Things I say most often
1. Sum beach!
2. Damn it!
3. Colby no!
4. Bad baby!
5. Yea Colby!
6. I don't remember sayin that!
7. Well shit!

7 Celebrity crushes
1. George Clooney
2. Matt Damon
3. Trace Akins
4. Johnny Depp
5. Colin Farrel
6. Josh Lucas
7. Matthew McConaughey

7 People I'd like to do this with:
1. Crystal S.
2. Brandi S.
3. Lindsey R.
4. Krystal S.
5. Lauren T.
6. Cheri K.
7. Chris A.

It took me two days to do this but I got in done thanks sis. LOL